Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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