I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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