he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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