I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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