so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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