i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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