What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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