Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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