butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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