I wanna bring you to show and tell
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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