Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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