Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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