okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.