scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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