I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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