i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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