i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
