gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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