I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
