I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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