she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
