She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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