in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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