Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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