do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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