? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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