people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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