She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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