I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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