So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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