I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
