Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
No subtext here. People are naked.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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