her vagine was all disorganized.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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