just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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