I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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