She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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