Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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