i just had sex bonerless
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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