One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
