love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
