Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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