i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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