I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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