I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize