So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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