Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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