38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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