i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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