making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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