NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I want to fling myself into the sun
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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