so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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