Me too!
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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