i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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