I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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