all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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