im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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